What happens when you make bad decisions
If you miss NACBA's 56th National Conference in Houston, you miss the huge trade show with over 100 exhibitors who will be giving away prizes.
When you miss the huge trade show with over 100 exhibitors, you won't win any valuable prizes, and you won't be up-to-date on the latest and greatest in the world of church administration.
When you aren't up-to-date on the latest and greatest in the world of church administration, you can't save your church money the way NACBA board member John Scibilia did for his church (just ask him) or streamline your office back at church.
When you can't save your church money like John Scibilia or streamline your office back at church, people get frustrated with you.
When people get frustrated with you, you end up with more work to do.
Don't have MORE work to do; attend the 56th NACBA National Conference July 10-14 in Houston. Register at
The price is increasing weekly and goes up again May 25. Register today!
Note: This parody, the fourth in the series, was submitted by NACBA board member Tom Danklefsen. If you would like to submit a parody, please send it to Simeon May at
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