From Name: From Email: To Name: To Email: Optional Message: On semicolons and the rules of writing from The Millions Kurt Vonnegut's caution against the use of semicolons is one of the most famous and canonical pieces of writing advice, an admonition that has become, so to speak, one of The Rules. More on these rules later, but first the infamous quote in question: "Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college." more 7701 Las Colinas Blvd., Ste. 800, Irving, TX 75063